Saturday, March 14, 2026

EXCUSE ME… EXCUSE ME AM I THE ONLY RETARD HERE?

EXCUSE ME... EXCUSE ME AM I THE ONLY RETARD HERE? By Joe Ingino BA. Psychology Editor/Publisher Central Newspapers ACCOMPLISHED WRITER/AUTHOR OF OVER 800 ,000 Published Columns in Canada and The United States Ok. Before anyone goes on a hyper fit:... Retarded definition: The term "mentally retarded" is an outdated and derogatory term formerly used to describe individuals with intellectual disabilities, characterized by significant limitations in cognitive functioning and adaptive behavior (IQ below 70). Ok now that is out in the clear... that may include most of us. As for the rest of you intellectual disabilities troopers. Let’s get real. How else may you describe how the government and the world treats us consumers. Coca Cola sells for 3 dollars a two Litre bottle. $1.50/litre. Gas sells for $1.20. Are we to assume that the production of gasoline is cheaper than mixing water with syrup? Ok. Here is where my intellectual integrity is compromised to the IQ of a chimp. I am guilty as charges as my fat ass can’t do without Coke... and i don’t mean that of which you snort. Coca Cola is in my blood... I drink so much, I urinate Sprite. Ok you Intellectual disability village people stop laughing. But think about it. We finally have a president with balls. He finally puts the boots to the Iranians and call their bluffs. The same Trump rips out Venezuelan government and takes their oil. Yet, Trump turns Iran into the swiss cheese of the middle east and our prices here at home go through the roof. Are we to assume that every time we pull up to the pumps. Some how that hose is connected right to the source? What a bunch of retards. we are.. Now I don’t know to point that finger to me or them. Cause I am the retard for paying. And oil companies have to be retarded for charging. I guess they think we are to believe that we live in a world that can be fooled. The question that lingers... who is the bigger retard. Now much like some that are becoming offended by reading this. WELL EUREKA. We finally hit a nerve. This is what we in the west need. To put our foot down and say enough is enough. We will not fall for higher prices as an excuse by oil producers to shoot up their profits. Fat ass of America unite and send a message that those of us addicted to Coca Cola will turn to poisoning ourselves by drinking tap water. Enough is enough. We the retards of America will not take it. We demand accountability. Trump’s F.A.F.O mentality should be employed by all of us modern day slaves and call general strikes. Take up arms and put our foot down. We are openly being ripped off. OK. My fellow retards. Let’s head to the pumps and pretend you never read this...

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